Here's A Video Allegedly "Proving" Holly Holm Did Steroids Because She's Got A HUGE Clitoris

Hey, you guys hear about Holly Holm? HUUUUGE clit. Actually not totally convinced it's not a small penis. Would certainly explain the man strength I watched her flash against Ronda Rousey. Steroid use will always be a topic of conversation in combat sports, especially when a dominant fighter gets her face, and pride, demolished in the unlikeliest of outcomes. Still, the vagina don't lie, and that is one....

You know what, I don't have a single problem with Holly Holm taking steroids (yes, I am now convinced that she took steroids based on a couple pictures of her crotch). I have a problem with the people in UFC that aren't taking steroids. There's millions upon millions paying to watch MMA in hopes of seeing two people inflict the maximum amount of bodily harm on each other. As far as I am concerned, Holly Holm is just upholding the terms of her contract, and they are to go out there and try to kill the person in front of her. So what if she has a huge clitoris as a result of it. An unsightly vagina is just the cost you have to pay to be the best. Ronda Rousey should be ashamed of herself. Sacrificing her true potential to maintain the size her reproductive organs is selfish. Can you imagine how much shorter her previous fights would have been if she was packing a racquetball-sized engine under that hood? Hey Ronda, you aren't getting paid millions of dollars to look good naked, you are getting paid millions of dollars to cause people pain, and it's a well known fact that women with huge vaginas punch harder. Holly Holm is to be applauded. She willingly accepted a couple of super awkward future sexual experiences in exchange for a title belt, and that's what I expect out of my female mixed martial artists. It may not take balls to reign supreme in female combat sports, but it certainly takes a significantly sized lady boner.