Hillary Clinton Elicited The Help Of "The Children" In Her New Donald Trump Attack Ad

Now we're talking Hillary! That's how you respond to an e-mail scandal that I have no real knowledge of because I have been actively negligent of all things even remotely tied to this disgrace of a Presidential election! I can't believe it's taken her this long to go the "what about the children?" route. That was a no brainer. If her campaign manager was doing even the slightest of due diligence he/she would have started running attack ads that featured young minorities wiping their tears with an American flag as they hopelessly stared up at a 25 foot wall months ago. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only reason they didn't is because they have absolutely no idea how children actually act and that is readily apparent in this completely unrealistic video.

I genuinely do believe that Donald Trump's message can be bad for children. However, that's because the "Make America Great Again" slogan panders to the minds of the infantile, not because there's a significant percentage of kids sitting around tuning into the primaries. That commercial wasn't even a knock on Donald Trump, it was a knock on neglectful parents that don't keep an eye on what their bratty offspring watch on television. I can't even imagine that so much as one of those scenes EVER played out in real life.

Other than kissing a baby or two, when the last time that Hilary Clinton has had a real life interaction with a child? That had to be the single most disconnected perception of our youth that I have ever seen. Probably should have brought Consuela - or whoever the hell raised Chelsea - on board so they could get even a semi-educated view on the television priorities of kids before broadcasting some portrayal of them as mini-adults. I'm starting to think that if you sent Hilary Clinton to an elementary school she would instantly tense up and become as uncomfortable as Jerry Sandusky walking by a public park while other adults are around. Hell, she might understand the trails and tribulations of the African American better than she understands the mental process of anyone under the age of ten. Love that she tried to grab the votes of overprotective parents, but doing so by showing a bunch of whippersnappers intently absorbing every one Donald Trump's policy-less attempts at fear mongering in solitude was definitely not the most well-informed way of doing so.