Okay, so I won't fail to acknowledge that a majority of the people in attendance of this Justin Bieber concert were ecstatic teenage girls that wouldn't know a sports curse if it slapped them upside their empty heads. Still, you can't help but laugh while listening to the entire crowd work itself into a frenzy as Justin Bieber only further cemented the notion that the King is never delivering a 'Ship back to 'The Land'. Wouldn't even be mildly surprised if he came out today and preemptively set a date for 'The Decision Part II'. At the very least we are definitely getting some ridiculously vague subtweet about a teammate's work ethic within the next few hours. No chance the self imposed social media ban doesn't temporarily get removed today so that LeBron can post some polarizing video of him knelt at Chris Paul's bedside instead of preparing for the rest of the playoffs with this actual team.
The funny thing is that It doesn't even matter if the Bieber curse is an actual thing that exists, LeBron James is enough of a mental midget to think that it does and let it subconscious control his actions. You just know he's the type of person to go out there and miss his first jump shot of the second round and immediately have flashbacks of Biebs in a personalized Cavs jersey. Hell, I bet he welcomed his endorsement. Just another scapegoat when things go south. When LeBron inevitably tucks that 5th finals loss under his belt it won't be his fault. That blame is falling squarely on the shoulders Tyronn Lue, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love, or - if he's really at a loss for a fall guy - the well publicized bad luck charm that is a jersey wearing pop star.
P.S. I think Delly needs a new ticket guy...