UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

How To Emasculate A Pitcher 101

4/27/2015

0 Comments

 
There's only a couple of reasons to throw at a batter. As retaliation, to get in his head for the rest of the game, or a complete lack of control. I don't know which of the three this was, but safe to say it wasn't the least bit effective. If they let this kid finish the at bat instead of awarding him first base this high schooler would have undoubtedly hit a 6,000 yard bomb into the next county.  If I were a betting man I would put down a couple hundred that this pitcher didn't last another 2/3rds after this incident. There's just no way to recover from a batter calmly catching your best stuff and flipping it to the catcher like he couldn't even be bothered enough to be angered by a ball that was headed directly for his upper torso. 

"Hey pitcher, nice pass". "Here ya go 2, tell Nolan Ryan he dropped something". I think this kid's wiffle ball reflexes took over once the ball was headed towards his throat, and his natural swag took over when he snatched the ball out of mid air like Odell Beckham Jr. This kid should just make a highlight reel that just has this clip on loop and 'Swagger Like Us' playing in the background. Then he should send it to any and every baseball coach in the country. Actually fuck that. Send it any and every athletic director in the country. Who cares what sport? There's got to be a scholarship somewhere for natural born instincts like that. Just let the kid go to school for free and figure out what sport to let him dominate later. Poor pitcher. No choice but to quit sports and take up card collecting. Can't finish a season with the entirety of your lineup pitying your existence.
Picture
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy