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I Am Completely Lost As To Why A Porn Star Is Beefing With An AHL Enforcer On Twitter, But I Love It Nonetheless

5/11/2016

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#WBSPens forward Tom Sestito talks about the scuffle between the two teams during warm ups and his views on O'Brien. pic.twitter.com/UhJNxffxxu

— Russ Hryvnak (@RussWBS) May 10, 2016

@ChocHockey @RussWBS hahaha you really can't fix stupid. Love it !

— Liam O'Brien (@ob61) May 10, 2016

@ob61 @ChocHockey @RussWBS drop your gloves again you coward pic.twitter.com/slHSNEjVEr

— Tom Sestito (@TomSestito23) May 10, 2016

@TomSestito23 take the rocks out of your head, the marbles out of your mouth and for god sakes fix that hairline.

— Liam O'Brien (@ob61) May 10, 2016

@ob61 drop your fucking gloves then talk to me you're a fraud always have, you'll be washing jock straps next year

— Tom Sestito (@TomSestito23) May 10, 2016

Savage □ #EnforcersGoneWild https://t.co/4FumPbiQJW

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) May 10, 2016

@miakhalifa you have a better playoff beard than I do #GetAWax

— Tom Sestito (@TomSestito23) May 10, 2016

Wouldn't expect a pussy like you to grow a playoff beard like this #MoreBallsThanYou https://t.co/oviHissC4e

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) May 10, 2016

Might have to change my playoff mantra from #CrosbyALilBitch to #SestitoSitsWhenHePees @TomSestito23

— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) May 10, 2016

Call off the dogs! Throw in the towel! She's swinging at air! This fight is over! Hey Mia, don't step on the tracks when the train is coming through. If you are going to throw harmless jabs about looks at someone that willingly gets punched in the face for a living then you better protect ya neck from the haymaker that's about to hit you right upside your peach fuzz. Tom Sestito might not be the prettiest guy in the world, but I don't see the flaccid penis resemblance. He may have drank pool water growing up, but that's likely what gave him the toughness to survive being a fighter in professional hockey for so long. I have no idea how or why this match started, but Tom Sestito put a distinct end to it with a knockout punch that would make Canelo Alvarez do a double take. There's just no recovering when a woman walks mustache first into a facial hair joke. Mia Khalifa's coming back with the double tweet was like Holly Holm shadow boxing as Miesha Tate choked the life out of her. It was pure desperation and a surefire sign to ring the bell.  


Not a good look for Liam O'Brien either. Getting rag-dolled in a fight by someone with little to no talent that has probably played in more NHL games than he ever will, and then letting a porn star fight his battles once he steps to him on Twitter? He's going to have to call up Johnny Oduya for tips if he wants to gain back some of that "street cred". Again, no idea what Mia Khalifa has to do with minor league hockey, but she might want to just grab a finesse player and observe from a safe distance next time because she doesn't even have the chops to win a battle of wits with someone whose head is full of rocks.


​P.S. I don't know about the beard, but the eyebrows could use a tweeze or two...
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