I Am Glad This Girl Has Baseball To Fill Her Schedule, Because She's Never Getting A Date
Round of applause for this chick that just proved why girls that think they know everything about sports are the worst. Honestly, if it was between a girl that couldn't tell the difference between a baseball and a soccer ball and this chick, I would try to fuck the soccer ball. Congrats Megan Brown, you are - indeed - a baseball fan. An overcompensating, pun abusing baseball fan. Swipe. Left. Thanks, but no thanks. The last thing a guy wants is a girl that can rattle off batting averages and turns everything into a nauseatingly corny joke. You can take that extensive, historical knowledge of the NL East and find someone who cares. All this guy wanted was for this girl to spitball a team name or two, prove that she's not completely full of shit, and open up the door to some more harmless flirtation. Instead, she turned into the love child of Kevin Hart and Kit Keller. Hey Meg, stop trying so damn hard. Men aren't looking to debate managerial moves with you. They just want to sit in the stands, drink a beer, eat a hot dog, and not have to explain every single play to you in detail. That's not possible is they are attending the game with someone that only takes time away from scoring it to search the stadium for double entendres. Sorry this poor bastard assumed that you weren't a real sports fan. It's not like the last 100 girls he's met - that choose their favorite team based on jersey color - haven't said the exact same thing.
Eh, who am I kidding? I'd probably still do it...
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