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I Can't Believe This Is The First Time I Am Saying This But...We've Got A Mall Easter Bunny Fight!!!

3/21/2016

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Easter bunny throwin the hands @ Newport Lmfaoo pt1 pic.twitter.com/Y7goiuf4Ap

— Kev (@2jrb123) March 20, 2016

Pt 2 pic.twitter.com/Gax2z8TPZV

— Kev (@2jrb123) March 20, 2016
Well, talk about a lousy way to find out the Easter Bunny isn't real. I can't say I remember my exact reaction, but I am pretty sure I was a little upset. Not nearly upset as these kids that just found the Easter bunny was a 6'3 black dude with an attitude problem. Talk about ripping the band-aid off. I got my money on at least one of those kids needing therapy in the not-too-distant future. I feel comfortable saying that this incident will one day be dug up on the couch of a psychologist's office. Children have definitely been traumatized by less.

As shocking as this video seems, it's pretty much a minor miracle that this doesn't happen more often. Think about this for a second. You have got whiney kids, pissed off parents that are waiting in a long ass line to get a picture with a fake bunny, and some dude sweating his dick off in a bunny costume as pissed off parents unload their whiney children onto his lap. Doesn't get much more volatile than that. In all honesty, this is probably the mall's fault, because if you put someone that isn't the most understanding person in the world in that precarious of a situation it is bound to result in fisticuffs. I don't know what made this Easter Bunny throw hands, but I know it would probably enrage the average person. At some point every single Easter Bunny has thought to himself "I don't get paid enough for this shit". A properly vetted Easter Bunny would internalize that anger until his shift was over, but you become lackluster with your background checks and you end up with a big black bunny dropping the gloves and charging the ring for Round 2.
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