I'm not going to copy J.J. Watt's entire entry from 'The Player's Tribune' on here. For one, it's far too long and exasperating to post in full, but also because somehow I now pity a professional athlete with a 100 million dollar contract so much that I want him to get the clicks he's so desperately begging for by writing it. I think we can all agree that J.J. Watt had become not-so-mildly insufferable with his "look at how great of a guy I am" antics before he was sidelined for the season. I would say he became so insufferable, in fact, that the criticism started to outweigh the praise that he would stop at nothing to whore himself out for. That's why I can't tell if this article is his way of being completely ignorant to that criticism or flat out tongue kissing it on live television. I mean, what I just read was basically what amounts to a manifesto on why I dislike J.J. Watt. I will never say the guy isn't one tough son-of-a-bitch because the list of injuries he rattled off would make the most biased of haters compassionate, but the only reason my eyes didn't roll around in my head as I read the rest of this puff piece on himself was because I wanted to look where I was "shooting" when inducing my own vomit. After sitting back for months with nothing to do but reflect on how polarizing of a figure he has become, how could he still think that publishing this was a good idea? I've always thought that J.J. Watt cared too much about what people thought about him, but how would that explain him spitting this big old self-important loogie right in the face of everyone that's ever called him an insecure narcissist? His 4th grade teacher's husband picking him up from the airport? Documenting a near run-in with losing a limb? Reminiscing - in detail - about his high school days? Listing all of his accomplishments before claiming he would trade them all in to go back to running around in the grass with his friends? I don't want to put 'The Player's Tribune' in a box, but it's generally a place for athletes to talk about the hardships they've faced. J.J. Watt just used it as a place to tell everyone that being hurt really stinks and he'll be back and better than ever next year unless he finds a time machine that can transports him back Pop Warner. It's like he sat down and said "Oh, you think my public image is nauseating? You ain't seen nothing yet!", and I think that means his full transformation into his cringeworthy public image is damn near complete.
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