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I Could Watch These Trainers Picking Up This Soccer Player On A Stretcher And Then Dropping Him Repeatedly All Day

10/20/2015

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Okay folks, here's the good news. This guy was probably only squirming in the grass because he was nursing a bug bite or something, and I don't think you can re-aggravate that by being dropped from a stretcher a couple times. As a matter of fact, there really is no bad news, because this video is as hilarious as they come. You just know this dude that went down was like the 4th or 5th person on that team to get "injured" by tripping over a blade of grass or making minimal contact while going for the ball. That's why the opposition was so insistent on having him dragged off immediately. I am not a big lip reader and I have no idea what language these guys speak. However, I am pretty sure the guy that literally tried to stand his opponent up like it was 'Weekend At Bernies' was saying "oh for fuck's sake, get up you pussy". 

You can sit here and say that these trainers only had one job and they didn't even do that right, but it's pretty clear, to me anyway, what happened here. You know when you move into a new apartment and you give an extremely thorough cleaning? Then like three days later when it's messy again you just start shoving shit in your closets and kicking dirty clothes into the corner? This guy that got dropped from the stretcher, TWICE, was that dirty laundry. Whether his injury was severe or not, and I'm leaning heavily towards not, you can't be the 3rd or 4th person during a game to need a stretcher. These guys were already careful in carrying the first couple players off, but now they couldn't give a fuck about how well their job gets done, as long as it gets done in a timely manner. This guy in yellow is basically the spreadsheet that you start at 4PM on Friday afternoon. It's only natural that it's not getting the same attention to detail as the one you start at 10AM on Tuesday.

Look, if we are being completely honest, the guy that is able to maneuver from his back to all fours and still lets himself get put on a stretcher deserves to get dropped. Stretchers are always a worst case scenario. If you look like you're able to breathe and move your limbs then you should never let yourself get carried off on a medical hammock. If you do I have a hard time even pretending to care what happens to you. Especially if it's as funny as two dudes tripping over their own feet and dropping your helpless ass all over the pitch. 
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