I Don't Believe For A Second That Lane Kiffin Was Rooting For Alabama Last Night
Either those pants are the most comfortable sweats that Lane Kiffin owns or they were strategically worn so that they could be used to wipe clean the back of some poor recruit's girlfriend after some postgame coitus that not-so-suprisingly looks to have taken place in a hotel room. Those are the only two reasons I can think of that the most disloyal asshole in a profession in which infidelity is rewarded would still openly support the team/coach that displayed an unforseen level of pettiness by cutting him loose just prior to the goddamn National Championship game. If we were talking about anyone other than Lane Kiffin then the argument could be made that a disgraced coach was rocking his now obsolete warm-up as a gesture of good will towards student athletes that he had developed a kinship with, but Lane Kiffin has never developed even a temporary kinship with anyone or anything that hasn't satisfied him orally. I don't know what he was trying to prove by tweeting his allegiance to a team that determined his services were no longer needed leading up to the biggest game of their season, but he damn sure didn't get me to bite. If I know anything about anything then I know that a maniacial smirk curled upon the lips of Lane Kiffin as the now former employer that he had a very contentious, very public relationship with fell victim to a dramatic game-winning drive. The shot of Nick Saban walking off the field a loser may not have been the most climactic moment of his former offensive coordinator's night, but it's one that almost certainly brought him a near orgasmic-level of pleasure.
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