I Feel Bad For Whoever Came To The Game With This Crying Michigan Fan

Although I'm feeling hurt and a lil salty, I'm not nearly as bad as homeboy that was next to me in the stadium! Lol

Posted by Scott Edwards on Saturday, October 17, 2015

I have never had my hopes crushed as badly as Michigan fans did on Saturday. As a Rutgers fan, that is QUITE the statement. That's why I am not even sure I can criticize this guy for being reduced to tears. I don't know what I would have done if I was on the losing end of the most bizarre ending in football history. Part of me thinks that no reactionary behavior would have been too over the top given the situation. I probably would have just stood there paralyzed by shock until the entire building emptied, but reality hits some of us quicker than others. I don't think I have ever cried after a loss, but if I was going to it probably wouldn't have happened until I tucked myself safely into bed and realized what I witnessed. If I were to give a word of advice to this guy, it would be to do the same.

It's not so much the crying that's unbearable, it's this guy's specific cry. Jesus Christ, pray for his wife, or his girlfriend, or his future wife, or his future girlfriend, or whoever he has to pay to have sex with him because no one can stand him long enough to be a in relationship with him. If you cry over college football you'll pretty much cry over anything, and you can't be a habitual cryer when you have the most irritating cry known to man, woman, or child. This guy is like the Dakota Fanning of crying. He's making my ears bleed. I went into it wanting to feel bad for him, and I wanted to put a muzzle on him 10 seconds into the video. He has to be single because you literally can't take this guy anywhere. His cry doesn't even sound like a cry. He basically owns the world's worst cry that's wearing the disguise of the world's worst laugh. Imagine trying to bring this guy to a funeral. The whole family would turn around like "what's so fuckin' funny?". God forbid someone took him to see 'The Notebook' in theaters. There would be so much popcorn thrown that they would have to pause the movie. There's not a single sad situation that this guy couldn't turn awkward with one single pout. If Michigan fans want to cry it out then be my guest, just make sure you don't sound like a cartoon while you're doing it.

Cheer up Charlie, you'll get 'em next time...

h/t YardBarker