Earlier this postseason I wrote about Purple Shirt Guy and when I did I said that I generally despise the type of people that feel entitled enough by their ticket price to try to insert themselves into a professional sporting event. I am not speaking of the cheerers, booers, or even shit talkers. I am speaking of the people that are so self important that they feel they should be allowed to interact with the players/coaches who they are paying to watch. I gave the now infamous Purple Shirt Guy a pass because he did what this guy would never even dream of doing, and that is putting himself in a position where he could potentially look stupid. Purple Shirt Guy was screaming at Dwyane Wade as Dwyane Wade was burying dagger after dagger right in his grill. He didn't wait until the opposition was a lifeless corpse to start squawking at it's head coach about sideline etiquette.
This fat tub of obnoxious is the worst kind of human being. He's the person that runs in and kicks an unconscious body seconds after the fight ended. He's the type of person who waits until an argument is over to sneak in the last word under his breathe as you walk away. He's the dickhead that waits two quarters after a game has already been decided to start puffing out his chest - which in this case is hardly decipherable beyond his gut. Chances are this guy won his ticket in a wing eating competition and got his Cavaliers shirt from the clearance bucket at a nearby 'Big And Tall', yet he's the one the one that gets to openly disparage Dwane Casey? I won't stand for it. Not when he was silently on the verge of filling up his adult diaper when the Raptors went up 7-6. Sit down and sip that cocktail chubs. Everyone in that building already knows they are in Cleveland, and I don't mean that in a good way.
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