I Have Something To Say About The Saints 'Color Rush' Jerseys That I Never Thought I Would Say...

The #Saints will wear their #ColorRush uniform in their Nov. 17 game at Carolina #TNF pic.twitter.com/RQDE2N5yRF

— New Orleans Saints (@Saints) September 13, 2016

I can't believe I am going to say this, because I have been anti-Color Rush since the first time the Jacksonville Pukesicle's took on the Tennessee Blue Man Group live on Thursday Night, but these jerseys are sexy as fuck. I couldn't have been more certain that the NFL was going to conjure up some unsightly, obnoxiously gold eyesore, and it appears they accidentally crapped out something so fresh and so clean that it would make Andre 3000 do a double take. Not only did they manage to go modern without going too flashy, but they did so while honoring Saints teams of the past. Who would of that was a possibility when they had the Bills marching around the field last year in Throwback Patriots jerseys? I thought whatever they concocted was going to make me wish I was colorblind, if only for one night. Seriously, someone on staff must be a closet New Orleans fan, because I thought I was for sure destined to fire off a bunch of tweets about how tacky my team looked as Cam Newton made the beating they absorbed from Derek Carr look like a love tap. At least now I'll be able to completely ignore how bad the brand of football is, and focus solely on the fact that the Saints uniforms are the envy of every other team and their abhorrently gaudy uniforms. You know what they say...look good, feel good, play good. Two out of three ain't half bad.