I Hope This German Mayor That Screenshotted The Constitution While He Had Porn Tabs UP Isn't Lying

Metro- Someone probably should have told this mayor to delete his browsing history before he took this *embarrassing* screenshot.

German mayor Thomas Koppl was taking part in a debate on the Alternative for Germany party when he tried to take a screenshot of the German constitution to prove a point about far-right politics.
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He successfully took the screenshot showing the German constitution but unfortunately forgot to close other rather private tabs in his browser.

The five tabs reportedly showed porn videos featuring BDSM, with one tab showing the awkward label ‘German slut punished’.

Koppl, who is mayor of Quickborn, quickly deleted the screenshot after realising his mistake, yet of course no one was going to miss the opportunity to screengrab THAT.

According to the newspaper Bild, the mayor later explained that he was on holiday at the time in South Tyrol and had heard a group of young men talking about BDSM.

​He told reporters he unfamiliar with the acronym and decided to google it. 



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As much as "I didn't know what BDSM stood for" sounds like a terrible excuse, I think I kind of want to believe him. While it shouldn't take a person FIVE different tabs to figure out the explanation of a pretty widely known style of pornography, the alternative is far more worrisome. If this screenshot wasn't a picture of misguided research then Mayor Koppl is mixing work and play, and I find that to be much more discouraging than any potential interest he has in whips, chains, ball-gags, and the like. Who the hell opens a porn site and then temporarily leaves that porn site without relieving themselves? In a story that features a Mayor taking a picture of five different fetish tabs, his decision to take a gander at the Constitution before he closed them out is what really concerns me. You can multitask while you do a lot of things, but masturbation should not be one of them. Rubbing one out out should be it's own process. It should be in and out. Bingo bango. Spic and span. Wax on, get off. Nothing else should be on your mind while you are cleaning the pipes. That 2-5 minutes period should hold it's own distinct place on the itinerary. You start doing other things mid-jerk and you end up showing the world that you like your women sexually submissive. That's why I hope and pray that this guy is just a complete buffoon that doesn't know how to browse the internet because as bad as that sounds, it's better than finding out that powerful people are making important decisions with their hands on their dicks.