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I Respect This Woman That Started Spraying Her Breast Milk On People In Order To End A Work Meeting

2/11/2016

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Source- What was she thinking? A shocking footage has caught the moment a female businesswoman took drastic action to bring a dull meeting to an end – by squirting breast milk at her colleagues. The footage was reportedly shot in Ukraine at the end of a 14-hour meeting.


Normally I would find it appalling for an aging pregnant woman to blast her nips and start shooting her bodily diary products all over people that aren't paying attention to her. In fact, if I had to put a number on it, I would say 100% of the situations that aren't a boring business meeting are off limits. However, I think everyone can relate to this woman. Not in the sense that we desire to projectile lactate, but in the sense that we have thought of doing terrible, terrible things to bring a lifeless office confrontation to an early (but probably late) end. I legitimately think the instance that I would have been most likely to take my own life would be if someone gave me a gun while I was watching people argue over a workplace powerpoint. I can't criticize this woman. If anything she deserves praise. She acted on all those inappropriate thoughts running through her head, while most of us just keep them bottled up and eventually take the corresponding frustrations out on a loved one. Everyone has had a coworker that acted in a way that was deserving of a breast milk stain on their suit, and I refuse to chastise this women for actually following through with it. At the very least it kept her co-workers' eyes open while this tedious discussion was undoubtedly lulling them into a comatose state. I can certainly think of less hilarious ways to be kept awake in such an exhausting situation.

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