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I Retract My Previous Statement, Roger Goodell Might Actually Be Deceased

6/7/2016

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Look, I'm not saying that the NFL's twitter account wasn't hacked. I'm just saying that maybe the hacker Miami Marlins'd it and got the jump on everyone else, because it's pretty clear to me that Roger Goodell is being propped up for pictures like he's straight out of 'Weekend At Bernie's'. That's really the only excuse for him to get photographed like this...
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Sure, it's easy for the average person to get made sport of while looking at the camera and waiting for a picture to be taken, but Roger Goodell isn't the average person. He has to know that no one genuinely wants a picture with him unless it - in some way - makes him look like a jackass, right? I saw him welcoming the boos at the draft. This is clearly a guy who understands that his approval rating is that of ass cancer. That's why he has to be a dead person to get tricked into a photo-op like this. How could all sorts of red flags not pop up when someone excitedly runs up to him, gives their phone to a 3rd party, and says "hey, do me a favor and snap a quick shot of Rog and I"?  Honestly, does that guy on right look like a Roger Goodell apologist or someone that spends Sundays drinking 8-12 beers and cursing every fiber of his existence? Now that I think about it, I don't even know what someone that WOULD want a picture with him would look like. I bet even his own family finds ways to artfully crop him out so his presence doesn't ruin a Kodak moment. Yeah, he's probably got his very own spot on Jerry Jones' mantle, but there's no way any rational person that's not an NFL owner wants to publicly associate themselves with Roger Goodell and have a visual record of it. Especially when that rational person happens to be a part of the Who Dat Nation.

And as if we needed further confirmation...

What happened when Patriots fan Jim Podanoffsky posed for a photo w/Goodell at the Jim Kelly Golf Tournament... pic.twitter.com/VzIaBTyDG0

— Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) June 7, 2016

​R.I.P. Roger Goodell, Rot In Pieces.
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