Jesus Christ Los Angeles, no wonder they took your football team. You goddamn lunatics can't even act like you've been there before. I bet there are hundreds upon hundreds of people in St. Louis sitting there shaking their head in dejection utterly insulted that they had to lose their favorite franchise just to watch it get gifted back to a city that can't even get through a preseason game without multiple counts of attempted murder. Hey idiots, the games don't even matter yet so how about you save your unnecessary violence and potential weapons charges for the Dodgers playoff run. I know Cowboys fans are douchebags, but you don't even have a legitimate reason to hate them yet. Plus, even they know that the performance of 3rd string roster fodder isn't enough of a reason to throw hands. I can't believe the NFL made a long term commitment to these cocksuckers without a trial run first. That's essentially like leaving a child with ADHD home alone in a freshly painted house with a fist full of permanent markers. Now the writing is on the wall, because there is no way this whole move doesn't end up being an abject disaster when people in Jared fucking Goff jerseys are committing aggravated assault before he's even eclipsed the 40 yard "plateau" in games that don't count. Oh well, at least Raiders fans and 49er's fans will finally have somewhere else to point when people criticize their fanbase for being too volatile.