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If We Are All Going To Have Fucked Up Pinkies Then I Guess It's Nice To Be Different...

1/22/2016

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DailyMail- From checking emails to playing Candy Crush, it's no secret than millennials are addicted to their smartphones.

But have you ever stopped to consider the damage it could be doing to your body?

We already know that using a phone can disrupt sleep, vision and even lead to a 'tech neck', but now people are starting to notice that their smartphone addiction is causing a deformity.


Phone users have been taking to social media to share shocking snaps of their 'smartphone pinkies' - bends in their little fingers where they hold their phone. 

It is believed the indentation between the first and second joints of your little finger are caused by the weight of holding your phone.

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​Look at you. You're all sheep. Bahhhhh motherfucker, bahhhhh!!! Every last one of packed in your little herd, sitting there tap-tap-tapping away at your smartphones, unknowingly developing the exact same pussy ass pinky ailment. Why don't you try being different? Why don't you try being unique? Why don't you try suffering from whatever the fuck my pinky has been suffering from my entire life...
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Oh? Your pinky has a slight bend because it can't withstand the constant pressure of a phone that weighs 130 grams? Grow up. My pinky was born with a hunchback and you don't see me complaining. Your pinkies are like the Antwan Randle El of digit disfigurement. They paid the price for your incessant need to be connected. You already got the spoils of cell phone use, so don't whine now that they came at the expense of your ability to become a hand model. My pinky is like the Matthew Dellavedova of the finger game. Underestimated because of it's appearance. Functional. Resilient. Sure, it's not the prettiest player in the game, but don't you dare say it's not overcoming it's deficiencies. At the end of the day, if everyone is going to inevitably end up with fucked up pinkies, I'd rather have mine be a rarity. Why try to fit in when you're a standout? 
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