UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

I'm Irrationally Annoyed By This Fort Wayne Fan That Pretended To Drink Bleach After They Upset Indiana

11/23/2016

0 Comments

 
Picture

kid drinking out of a bottle of bleach is a campus legend pic.twitter.com/NFvoUkbIE9

— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) November 23, 2016

It's not that this kid showed up to a college basketball against the #3 team in the nation with the intent of going viral as his number one priority that bothers me. It's not even the fact that he massively succeeded that is pissing me off. After all, how can I hate on college students for whoring themselves by doing dumb shit in search of attention when that is what singlehandedly keeps the internet in business? He wants to draw eyes to him by pretending to drink a toxic chemical agent whose actual ingestion would incinerate his organs? All the power to him. Judging by his looks I may hate the player, but I don't hate his game. 

I just need the people that are encouraging this behavior to know that he had ZERO faith in his team when he orchestrated this stunt. This kid had a premeditated scenario planned out in his head, and resigning himself to his team losing by 30+ was absolutely a part of it. I don't think, I know he thought the game was going to be all-but-over, the TV cameras would be scanning the crowd, and they would "just so happen" to catch him chugging "Clorox". I just find it inherently disingenuous that this kid gets the perks of pulling the "look his school is so bad at basketball that it makes that kid want to kill himself!" prank AND the glory of an early season overtime win over a top 5 opponent. The most notorious Fort Wayne fan is one that didn't just think his team was going to lose badly, but had a self promotional online gag set up that he thought required them to lose badly. I don't care that he's getting all the likes, retweets, and shares, but the idea that he gets to do so the morning after a once-in-a-lifetime bender makes me want to put 'Bleach Boy' in a bodybag filled with battery acid.

You may know me as Brian. But I am now Bleach Boy pic.twitter.com/vHTElVB3MV

— brian (@bblackwell_) November 23, 2016
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy