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I'm Now Convinced That These "Optical Illusions" Are Just A Massive Troll Job

10/26/2016

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are these legs shiny and oily or are they legs with white paint on them pic.twitter.com/7Z8e8F1JCZ

— kayden □ (@kingkayden) October 26, 2016
 
Wait, this is just the internet's way of seeing how easily we can be swayed by groupthink, right? There's a couple people behind this that just agreed to say that they saw oily legs in that picture so they could take a running tally of how many morons they could convince to "see" the same, correct? The gold/white/blue/black dress was one thing, but I think they went too damn far this time.

​I swear to God, if there's a significant amount of people that were squinting at this photo for more than 5 seconds trying to determine what they were actually looking at then I am officially even more concerned for future of society than I was by the Republican's nomination of Donald Trump. I'm about ready to screenshot this, send it to those that I consider "friends", and delete every trace of the people that don't immediately see white paint. Call me crazy, but I am firmly of the belief that something can't be an "optical illusion" if you would literally have to be visually impaired to see anything else. Fuck the backwards E's, they should use this picture at the Optometrist office. If you see shiny legs then they shouldn't even bother measuring your prescription. The should just give you some Blue's Brother's glasses and a seeing eye dog. Shit, I'm pretty sure Ray Charles would guess right if I explained to him the context of the picture, but let's ignore the fact that this chick is laying next to Hobby Lobby's entire inventory for a second. Even if she was basking on a beach somewhere I would still say that this broad look like she got domestically abused by 'Benjamin Moore', and if you say otherwise than you're giving Hellen Keller's blind, deaf, and dumb ass a run for most handicapped. 
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