In Case You Were Wondering, Jeb Bush Tweeted Some Of The Results Of His Fantasy Football Draft
Kind of funny, right? No, not the fact that that he thinks he has too many Bills players. That's only funny in the sense that one Bills player is too many Bills players. What's really funny is that every year, like clockwork, President Barack Obama gets chastised for publicly going through his March Madness bracket. Every year there are a ton racially insensitive jokes based on the notion that the first black president is more worried about basketball then running this country. What do you people have to say for yourselves now? You don't get whiter or more conservative then Jeb Bush. Yet, even he is taking time away from his busy schedule to engage in some fantasy football. In fact, not only does he play fantasy football, but we also just found out that he's one of the douchebags that broadcasts the results of his draft to millions of people that don't care. At least when Obama goes on television to give his picks he's part of a segment. A segment that I assume he wasn't the mastermind behind. Jeb Bush, without interrogation, is just floating his picks out there for the world to see and undoubtedly ignore. Come on Jeb, you're trying to run for president, at least portray an aura of confidence.
Don't you dare tell me that this isn't his attempt to look more relatable. Not that I mind. It is good to see that a man that could potentially become the leader of the free world indulges himself in some normal, everyday shit. It's just funny how the narrative changes when it goes from being a liberal President that conservatives don't like to a Presidential candidate that conservatives have hope for. I don't really care about either of their views on sports, but at least Barack gives answers while Jeb is just asking questions. Call me high maintenance, but I would rather have a President that can think for himself. Hell, I would settle for a President that doesn't execute his draft over the phone and drafts a running back before the third round.
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