The infrastructure of the National Hockey League is a very funny thing. It's pretty much just a bunch of old white guys, who hate all things fun, that are in charge of a bunch of young, predominantly white alcoholics. It's actually a minor miracle that there aren't more issues with player conduct. You know how excited Richard Peddie was to compose this series of tweets? He probably ran to get his phone from the locker room of whatever country club he was at once his doubles partner told him that Tyler Sequin lives next door to him and keeps him up at night. I don't even know what he expected. Oh, the guy that got traded out of Boston for partying too much? That guy went to Dallas, had his massive contract extension kick in, and he STILL lives a reckless lifestyle full of booze and bitches? You don't say. Who would have thought that the kid that lives life like a college student doesn't pay attention to 'Quiet Hours'?
Hmm, what connection do Tyler Sequin and the former CEO of the Toronto Maple Leafs have? This is a real head scratcher. Wait, wasn't Tyler Seguin taken with one of the draft picks that the Maple Leafs pissed away to pick up old fat face Phil Kessel? You wouldn't happen to be a little bit butthurt about how things transpired after that dumpster fire of trade, would you Richard? Almost had me going for a second there bud. Almost thought you were just looking out for the friendly citizens of Yorkville. Turns out you are just a bitter old man that's still focusing on the mistakes of your past. Have a cold one and let it go Dick, there's more important things to worry about in life than a multimillionaire enjoying the fruits of his labor.
Hey Richard, you mad bro?