Is Darren Sharper The Laziest Sexual Predator Ever? Pleads Guilty To Date Rape

BSO- Former NFL safety Darren Sharper pleaded guilty in a New Orleans federal court on Friday to three counts of conspiracy to distribute drugs with the intent to commit rape, reports the New Orleans Advocate.

Authorities charged Sharper and another man with distributing the drugs alprazolam, diazepam and zolpidem—more commonly known by the brand names Xanax, Valium and Ambien, respectively—with the intent to commit rape.


I never thought I would say this when Darren Sharper came to New Orleans and transformed the Saints defense into a Super Bowl caliber unit. I never thought I would ever question his will. However, it seems that every extra effort that Sharper put forth on the football field or in the film room was indirectly correlated towards the effort he put towards sexual gratification. I know football is a full time job, but come on Darren. How bad does your game have to be to be a good looking, well spoken professional athlete that has to drug his sexual conquests? I feel like Darren Sharper could have just walked into any bar in New Orleans and pulled his dick out and gone home with at least an 8. Especially after that Super Bowl victory. After 2009 all he you needed was a pulse and a Super Bowl ring and you could have had your way with half the city. Hell, if Darren Sharper smiled the right way at me I would have at least given him a handy. That's how much his contributions meant to the team, the city, and Saints fans. Date rape is for creepy old balding white men Darren. Be better. When you are as good a catch as Sharper you don't have to convince a woman to sleep with you, you just to avoid convincing her not to. 

Well Sharp, here's where were at buddy. Instead of just engaging in a little witty banter you have to live a life without your two biggest vices, booze and boners. You are basically going on a worldwide tour pleading guilty to every abhorrent sexual crime under the sun just so you can be the beneficiary of only 9 years in a prison and an erection-less future. Bet you wish you just bought a gal a drink without dropping a litany of pills in it. Bet you wish you just flashed that contagious smile and pointed over to the door. For someone so competitive in all other aspects of life, it's kind of a anomaly that Sharper was the laziest sexual deviant in recent history.