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Is "The R(h)onda Rousey" Sure To Be The Newest Dance Craze?

1/3/2017

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Happy New Year Everyone!!! This is the first Dance of 2017 I want to see who can do the best Rousey skank, post your Videos and hashtag #dotherousey..............…................... #Newdance #2017 #happynewyear #turntup #TheBestHandsDown #handsdown

A video posted by Michael Page (@michaelvenompage) on Dec 31, 2016 at 4:34pm PST


First things first, let's start with this disclaimer: It's excessive lame for a male fighter who is far less accomplished and competes for an inferior organization to take aim at a female fighter when she's at her most vulnerable. Ronda Rousey very likely just concluded a historic career. She did so in dismal fashion and completely embarrassed herself in the process, but she's still makes Michael "Venom" Page look like a total scrub by comparison. I am thee furthest thing from a Ronda Rousey apologist, but relative to the guy that is best known for pretending he was a Pokemon trainer while celebrating a victory in what is best decribed as the UFC's developmental league? She's basically the MMA equivalent of Muhummad Ali....

Bellator MMA


Now, all that aside? That's not the worst dance I have ever seen. Michael Page is undoubtedly picking the lowest hanging fruit by juju-ing on that beatdown, but I would be lying if I said that bass-heavy production of a sure-to-be viral video didn't have my shoulders swaying in agreeance. You can  (and probably should) say that he's a coward for picking on a soon to be retired female fighter that puts his resume to shame, but don't say he's not in tune with the type of catchy, repetitive music and easily imitable body movements that catches the ears, eyes, and simple minds of today's youth. I suppose that out of control 8- step could also be called "the drunken white frat boy", but that's only going to increase it's popularity in MMA circles.

P.S. Pretty sure this was just an attempt to lure in a disgraced UFC fighter's boyfriend who would also be a hell of a get for some attention-seeking Bellator bum, but still a little disingenious to nip at the heels of a more successful, cross-gender corpse...
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