I know I am taking some liberties here, but there is just something oh-so-fitting about a guy named 'Dick Justice' accidentally using an explicit, inappropriate word for vagina that I can't even blame Richard for a slip that could have potentially been Freudian depending on the state of his marriage. I never thought I would consider a grown man saying "cunt" on live television to be a fateful result, but that's the first time that I can remember hearing a 'C' bomb get mistakenly dropped mid-broadcast and the person who detonated it just so happens to have a name that basically translates to "due process on behalf of the penis"?!
I go back and forth on whether or not I believe in a higher power, but if there is one up there then that son-of-an-unsatisfied-bitch sure has a fucked up sense of humor that I can truly appreciate. I may still be in the cun....errr.....hunt for salvation. However, if it means I get some more ironic, awkward, and x-rated miscommunications on the channel devoted to the most stick-in-the-ass league in all of sports then Lord Jesus, the wheel is all yours buddy.