It's A Good Thing Mark Cuban Doesn't Give A Shit About The Clippers Or Else That Ass Whooping He Just Took Would Have Stung Pretty Bad

"You can change the owner, you can change the players but the Clippers are who they've been for the past 30 yrs" - Mark Cuban

— Dan Woike (@DanWoikeSports) October 30, 2015

"I don't give a shit about the Clippers." - Mark Cuban

— Dan Woike (@DanWoikeSports) October 30, 2015

You know what Mark Cuban saying he doesn't give a shit about the Clippers reminds me of? It reminds me of a kid dating a prude girl and telling her he doesn't care about the physical stuff. Meanwhile, every night when he goes home he's beating his dick to the point of chaffing to get rid of his blue balls. Poor Mark Cuban, just popping an untamable jealousy boner every time he even thinks of the name DeAndre Jordan. To be honest, it's getting a little bit sad. Almost wish DeAndre had a twin brother we could lend to the Mavericks just so he could pretend his worst nightmare never came to fruition. It's okay Mark, we get it, you don't care about the Clippers. You know what I don't care about? Reality television. That's why you won't find too many blogs on here where I am talking about reality television. You know what kind of blogs you will find, by the dozen, on here? Blogs discussing every single time Mark Cuban talked about the Clippers this offseason, and trust me, I wouldn't do a search unless you got a few hours on your hands. Kind of funny that he doesn't care now, because he has had no shortage of words since July 1st.

You can change the owner and the players, but they will always be the same Clippers? Hmm, Mark Cuban is a much smarter man than myself, but that seems like a factually inaccurate statement. I understand the animosity though. It can't be easy to have your wagon hitched to the unlikelyl resurrection of Deron Williams career. It's got to be rough to see the Clippers destroy you with the player that shunned you and your franchise at the last possible second. You sure you don't care Mark? I would probably care if the team I had spent the last 4 months criticizing was drastically better than my own. I would probably care if the "same old shitty Clippers" ran me off the floor with only a half decent effort. Maybe Mark Cuban is a bigger man than me. Maybe he doesn't hold grudges. All evidence points to the contrary but let's hope that's not the case. The beating that the Clippers put on the Mavericks tonight would bring any invested party to tears, and I truly don't want to see a grown man weep.


​Dear Mark,

​GTFO.

Sincerely,
DJ

Cuban's crying on that one. pic.twitter.com/UbzeDBsh0I

— Unsportsmanlike (@Misconduct_22) October 30, 2015