It's Official: From Here On Out I Actually Feel Bad Making Fun Of The Falcons

I can't. I just can't. What do I even say to this without being too harsh towards a handicapped organization? If I am going to make fun of this I might as well go outside and beat the piss out of a midget. My next move would have to be to kick a blind person in the shin, or point at laugh at a deaf woman. Oh, you're paralyzed? I'm a terrible person anyway, want to race for the pink slip to your wheelchair? If I were going to legitimately make fun of this promo then I would be one small step away from pushing over a kid with Down's syndrome and taking his lunch money. I used to get so much joy out of the Falcons sucking and and now I feel awful about it. They don't suck, they are just mentally disabled. Is this what pity feels like? I can no longer laugh at my enemies because I don't feel they have the mental capacity to do any better? Should I just expect the Falcons to photoshop Matt Ryan's head into the cover of every blockbuster movie this summer and fall 50 yards short of making a clever pun out of his name? First it was 'Rise Up' and now this? I think you're going backwards guys. No amount of artificial noise can drowned out the awkward silence this terrible excuse for a media ploy is sure to be responsible for.