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Two Minutes, Well Worth It

I've Never Been More Ready For Anything Than I Am After Watching This HS Football Team Get Hyped

11/25/2016

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This team's winning by 900 today pic.twitter.com/v7g4cQh2d1

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 24, 2016

Well shit, I'm ready. Are you ready? Better rewind that video and get on your damn feet because I am going to need someone else to make me into a "we". I think everyone that didn't set their alarm for "auto-snooze button" o'clock just to swim move and bull-rush their way to 25% off Christmas shopping can agree that the day after Thanksgiving is a national day of non-readiness that compares favorably to the Monday following the Super Bowl. Yet here I am just about ready to run through a brick wall in search of...well...something to get ready for I guess. Maybe I'll even get dirty in the trenches of late afternoon 'Black Friday' shopping just to rid myself of the adrenaline this high school football team just streamlined directly into every single one of my veins. I don't even know who won this game, but I know I already feel bad for whoever "y'all" happens to be in this scenario.

I quickly re-considered making this clip my pre-blog pump-up music because I would end up pounding the keys into submission faster than Hurricane Matthew. I would have to buy the plot next to Steve Jobs to bury my MacBook if more than one article I wrote was inspired by Archie Eversole and his live a cappella group. I don't know much, but I know that one-hit-wonder is sitting somewhere smirking while watching this video of teenagers honoring his life's work by acting like they just blew a line of coke off the empty 20 ounce can of Red Bull they just shotgunned. Then again, it's a pretty big assumption that his heart didn't just completely give out after performing this song live on tour. Either way, thank you Archie...
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