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Jadeveon Clowney Dressed Up As An Inmate For Halloween...Get It, Get It?

10/31/2017

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Jadeveon Clowney dressed up as an inmate for Halloween, likely a shot at recent comments made by the Texans owner. pic.twitter.com/BkGrerWxTt

— Jordan Heck (@JordanHeckFF) October 31, 2017

Hey Bob McNair...BOO!!! You can't run and you can't hide, for the ghosts of improperly worded, idiotic idioms past are a persistent bunch. 

Honestly, part of me wishes that the entire Houston Texans' roster dressed like inmates, hide in every nook and cranny of the team facility, and waited patiently around corners and doors to scare the death into the old bastard. If his poorly phrased words are any indication then watching damn near his entire team kneel in protest of his subconsciously ignorant ideology was an absolute nightmare, but what if they turned his dumbass analogy into a reality? 

Imagine 53 professional football players running loose around their professional "prison" dressed as "convicts" dedicating themselves to intimidating the man that apparently considers himself a "warden"? I've never considered myself much of a poet, but the poetic justice would be strong in turning his workplace into a house of horrors and frightening that fragile, old fuck into an assisted care facility before his facial rectum loses all forms of bladder control.  


h/t TotalProSports
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