Rough translation: “Preparing for Halloween, but it looks like this year won't require a mask”.
I'm not sure what Jaromir Jagr has planned for Halloween, but I would like to be the first to suggest that he just go as himself. He might not win any contests, but he'll get points for originality because he's probably the only 44 year old man that could create an Instagram account to talk about his costume for a children's holiday and have the consensus reaction be "finally". I don't think I have followed someone faster than I just followed Jags and all he did was post a selfie in glasses with a caption that I needed to do research to understand. I barely even proofread my own damn writing but I'll immediately start fact-Czeching the second Jagr has anything to say. Honestly, if I were as timelessly awesome as Jaromir Jagr I wouldn't waste one single night pretending I was someone - or something - else. Of course he's not wearing a mask. If you were the ageless wonder you would never let anything cover your face either. An internationally known hockey player that's still dominating on the ice AND in the bedroom well into his 40's? He's rapidly approaching social security, but still has the skills and the personality of someone that's still using a fake ID to get into the bar. You're damn right his costume doesn't currently consist of anything more than some eccentric shades. They are the only thing that could make him look more untouchably cool than he already is. If he really wants to switch things up and think outside of the box he could dress up in something that will remind people that they were diapers when he first entered the NHL. If he really wanted to shock others he would try his 40's on for size, because the only way he could appear his age to those that have watched him play or heard him speak is to put an honest effort into completely altering himself.
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