Let's play a little game called 'How Many Times Can Matthew Berry Say 'Jay-Z' In A 2 Minute Video'. "Jay-Z calls me for fantasy football advice and every year he asks me to come to Jay-Z's annual Jay-Z Fantasy Football League party to hang out with Jay-Z, and Jay-Z's friends, and watch Jay-Z's TV while eating Jay-Z's food. Did I say Jay-Z? Jay-Z" Hey Matthew, do you even know Jay-Z bro? Jesus christ, Matthew Berry just dropped Jay-Z's name more times than I have dropped Eddie Royal from my roster in the last 5 years. How about you save the plugs for your hairline Matty boy?
Good to know that Jay-Z is the rich, famous, connected version of the asshole that tweets at athlete's about their fantasy numbers, right? Jay-Z just hitting up the athletes that he represents under his own agency at like 11:30 on gamely to see how they are feeling. Texting Dez Bryant on Saturday nights to make sure he's not out partying. Constantly calling Victor Cruz to see if he is healthy yet. trying to get the inside scoop on coaching decisions. Fuck Roc Nation and hundred million dollar investments, Hova has a fucking fantasy football league to win. Yo Jay, can you just study up like one hour prior to the draft like the rest of us and inevitably hate your team? Don't you have bigger fish to fry then calling Matthew Berry's nerdy ass to see who you should take in the 11th round? Are the bragging rights from winning your league enough to overshadow the judgement you get from having a balding, white statistics major double dipping his chips and trying to make awkward small talk? I could actually use the money from winning a fantasy league and even I don't put any effort in. Meanwhile, Jay-Z is a billionaire who is nervously biting his lip for like a month prior to draft day. No wonder that fucking thing puffed up so big. Hey Hov, Give it a rest. Just because you got the entire NFL in your rolodex doesn't mean you should ruin the fun for everyone else.
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