Jenna Bush Engaged In 'Hanky Panky' In The White House

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2014/12/04/jenna-bush-hager-hanky-panky-and-the-white-house-roof/
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Annnd I am instantly more attracted to Jenna Bush. I don't know why.  Maybe it's her southern twang. Maybe it's her perceived innocence. Either way, this isn't surprising news. Every immediate family member of any president has had to have gotten freaky in nearly every room of the White House. A kiss on the roof?  Yeah okay Jenna. A kiss where? Daddy's not listening. He's probably out somewhere fishing, or hunting, or yucking it up at the thought that America actually elected him to lead a country. Jenna was violated throughout every square inch of that place. Nothing can convince me otherwise. You know why? Any 19 year old that wouldn't is the biggest prude in the world, and that look she's giving above screams otherwise. No one admits to 'hanky panky' if it was only a kiss. 

The fact that she doesn't really admit to anything in this video is kind of hot. You know there is a freak lurking under there. I watched 'The First Kid'. Every single child that has to withstand the scrutiny of presidential elections is a rebellious little twat. That's a fact. Sinbad would never be in an unrealistic comedy. Plus, how could you pass up the memories get down and dirty in the White House? I just goggle searched pictures of the White House and already picked about 8 rooms I would absolutely ruin . Can't pass up an opportunity to add some penetration in the most prestigious government building in America to the spank bank.

She can tell me she was just pecking on the roof, but history says differently. And so do those eyes. Those eyes scream oral in the oval. Butt stuff in the blue room. You get my point. That place has seen some scandalous shit.  She is correct that a lady doesn't kiss and tell. Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. Jenna seems like my kind of woman. 

P.S. If you took a black light to the White House it would blind people in orbit.