You know how they say those with drug issues are often a product of the people they surround themselves with? Well, I think it's safe to say that Josh Gordon needs a new inner circle. The guy has been suspended for what - like 3 years? And the first time someone mentioned rehab to him was one week before attending it would actually be extremely inconvenient to his football career? Shit, I'm willing to bet that Josh Gordon has spent so much time with Johnny Manziel that he didn't think of 'REHAB' as anything other than a televised pool party in Las Vegas. He's just been sitting around his house, staring longingly at his last text exchange with his drug dealer, and thinking "if only there was a tried and true way to kick this habit". Asking all his friends what they did to get clean and the only suggestions they can muster up are names of detox agents that you hold your nose and chug 24 hours prior to a drug test. Poor guy had no idea there was such a thing as professional help. He probably desperately went online yesterday morning, typed 'how 2 stop smokin chronic' into Google, and read up on this thing called "rehabilitation". I'd venture to guess he still doesn't understand that it's actually an extension of the word "rehab". If he did he would probably avoid it like the plague after hearing "...that shit is for pussies" ever since the first time someone passed him the dutchie. P.S. A willingness to gain full control of his life and reach his potential as a person? Hmm, probably has nothing to do with this...
P.P.S. Perfect...
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