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Junior Galette Got A Redskins Tattoo, And I Can't Wait To See How This Turns Out...

1/11/2016

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#Redskins OLB Junior Galette (torn Achilles) says he'll be back next season. On track for OTAs. Also got this tattoo pic.twitter.com/Cmh8Y40OZI

— Brian McNally (@bmcnally14) January 11, 2016
Let me be clear, there's only two ways in which the relationship between Junior Galette and the Washington Redskins ends...

1) They don't resign him (because he's a free agent) and he has to live the rest of his life with the logo of a team he never played a single meaningful snap for brandished on his arm. A logo - mind you - that represents the most offensive team name in professional sports and is probably only a few years away from inevitably being rebranded. That would honestly be the most Junior Galette thing to ever happen to Junior Galette, and that's why it would fill me with so much joy to watch it come to fruition. 

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2) Daniel Snyder gets blinded by a couple of double digit sack totals in Junior's past and brings him back to the team. Sounds good, right Redskins fans? He did just pledge his loyalty to the organization by injecting their insignia into his flesh. How could that go that wrong...
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...whoooooops! Junior Galette getting a team tattoo is just the beginning Washington, and trust me, you won't like the ending. The offseason is his time to shine. He's probably already out there taking part in some outrageously violent video that will inevitably go viral in three months and cause the 'Skins to rethink their decision. That is, if the NFL doesn't have to step in and make that decision for them by suspending him. DeSean Jackson and Junior Galette potentially in the same locker room? Hope you enjoyed your playoff berth Washington, because if that happens then you are basically lighting the fuse yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you when it blows up in your face. I give it to the halfway point of the season until Galette is on Twitter calling Kirk Cousins a honky or Jay Gruden a racist drug addict. He may say the right things at first, but time is a flat circle, and his flammable personality is sure to show itself right around the bend. 
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