Just Fucking Fire Someone

I know it probably won't be the coach. I'm not even sure a new coach actually accomplishes anything besides just being a new face behind the bench, and eventually becoming the new scapegoat. Fire an assistant. Fire a ticket rep, they never answer their phones anyway. Fire some ushers. Fire a fucking janitor. The only person that should be off limits from losing their job is the beer vendor. We are going to need about 600 more of them the way this season is going. We are going on two years of blowing leads in every single way possible. Just change something. Anything. How is it possible to have zero confidence in your team winning when they are up by 2 with 5 minutes left? We scored to make it 3-1 and I started to feel nauseous. A 3-1 lead with twenty minutes to go against what has proven to be a formidable Calgary team was nauseating. Can we just stop interviewing this team? What kind of fans even want to hear these guys come up with a cornucopia of excuses after another blown lead? I would rather they refuse to talk to the media. That would get me less upset.

The only silver lining that comes from yesterday is that there are no more suicidal people amongst the Devils fan base. That's because they all showered with their toasters around 1AM last night. What a gutless bunch of princesses. The saddest thing about last night is it was probably their best performance of the season up until the last 5 minutes. They actually scored goals that required skill, had a plethora of chances. Hell, even Scott Clemmensen looked slightly above handicapped. That's literally the best case scenario for the roster the Devils are currently icing. I don't want to hear "bad bounces". I don't want to hear "we need to stay out of the box". Just win a fucking game. Strap on your jock, pretend you have a dick, and close out a win for me one fucking time. Just one time. 

Does Deboer make some head scratching lineup decisions sometimes? Yes. I have questioned them more times than I can even calculate. However, why is this fan base so quick to let these players off the hook? They are grown men getting paid millions. Are they not expected to take responsibility for their actions. I highly doubt Deboer told Jagr to make a blind pass to the other team for literally no fucking reason. I highly doubt he told them to passively stand around in the last 10 seconds. Not sure what he drew up in the huddle, but it's safe to say it didn't involve a man standing by himself backdoor with mere seconds left. You can question personnel decisions until you are blue in the face, but when a new person is responsible every night, his decisions become less of a factor. As a Devils fan, If I told you Jagr was 2 feet behind the empty net with the puck in the final minute you would sign up for that every single time. Now that it results in a game tying goal it was a bad personnel decision? Give me a fucking break. I'm tired of this staff prattling on about how hard this team works. It's not even remotely true. This team isn't very talented, and is they are going to play lackadaisically we are going to end up on the wrong side of close games, regardless of the man behind the bench. He is closer to losing his job then he is to keeping it, and rightfully so, but he can't make tape to tape passes for this group of mental midgets.