Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse To Be A Saints Fan, Kim Kardashian Named Her Child...

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— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 7, 2015

It hasn't exactly been a picnic to be a Saints fan over the course of the last month. They are in the middle of a 4 game losing streak. The defense has been historically bad. Hell, expectations have become so low that just this morning I wrote about how happy I was while watching a game that the Saints LOST while letting a division rival put-up 41 points. THAT was the highlight of my month as a Saints fan. So yeah, let's just say that things have been better. Well, as bad as things have been, Kim Kardashian naming her baby 'Saint West' might just be rock bottom for a franchise that was already struggling to re-define the term. 

Remember about four weeks ago, when every Presidential candidate that was looking for a front page headline was discussing whether or not they would kill Baby Hitler? Well, as a New Orleans Saints fan, I firmly believe that there is a new toddler in town that needs to be sacrificed, and that baby is the spawn of two of the most insufferable people in the world. I wouldn't go as far as saying that I, myself, would murder a baby Kardashian, but I wouldn't rule out putting a price tag on it's head. The Saints organization just isn't strong enough to survive a Kardashian curse right now. 

I think what worries me the most about this is that it's a calculated move. This is the Kardashian's we are talking about. Everything they do is predicated upon the actions of their siblings or step-siblings. Which Kardashian has been getting the most publicity as of late, and what has that publicity stemmed from? Why, of course, it's Khloe and her ability to curse every athlete that comes in contact with her. Lamar Odom went from '6th Man Of The Year' to frothing from the mouth in a brothel. James Harden went from an MVP candidate to Carmelo Anthony. Don't you dare try to tell me that Khloe Kardashian's vagina can't jeopardize a career. You think that sits well with Kim? You think she is okay having the second most powerful pussy in the family? Of course she isn't, and whose the athlete that has her pussy's prestige playing second fiddle? That's right....

...it's none other than Reggie Bush, who was able to win a Super Bowl despite dating a Kardashian.  That, in itself, really speaks to the greatness of the 2009 New Orleans Saints. However, don't consider this naming process anything less than an act of vengeance. This is a way to show that Kim Kardashian's lady parts are capable of destroying any pass catching son of a bitch that comes in contact with them. With Reggie's career all but over, Kim is doing everything she can to curse the New Orleans Saints for the entirety of that devil baby's life, and prove once and for all that she has the most star-crossed snatch, not only in her family, but in all of sports entertainment. Again, I would rather not get involved, but I am just throwing this out there Who Dat Nation. The world, and more importantly the Saints organization, is truly better off without another Mr. West.