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Kanye Almost Got Caught Smiling At The Bulls Game

5/12/2015

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God dammit, almost had him. Listen, I love Kanye's music. Doesn't matter how much of a shithead he is in public, I always will. I am, however, really starting to fear for his health. I mean you can't just keep up this facade forever. You can't just keep pretending you are an angry black man through the veil of a constant tight lipped glare. Smile Yeezy! I promise we won't think you're soft. No one believes that you are that angry of an individual. No way the person that Kanye pretends to be is the same person that made 'College Dropout' or 'Graduation'. No way that's the same person that made 'Good Life'. It's just not possible to be this angry all the time when your main adversaries are Taylor Swift, Beck, and the fashion industry. Kanye is fucking the fattest ass in Hollywood. It doesn't matter that he is the 75th person in Hollywood to do so, it's still a reason to crack a smile every once and awhile. 

You can only act like a sociopath for so long before you become that person. If Kanye is going to act like a detached lunatic every time the camera is on him he is just going to end up a detached lunatic, because the camera is always on him. It's okay to share a laugh with Scottie Pippen. Everyone should want to share a laugh with Scottie Pippen. Let's take a look at some of the people in our culture that have had to constantly stay in character while playing an extremely abnormal role. Remember Pee Wee Herman? That crazy bastard had to act like a goofball so often that he eventually just lost his mind and started beating off in public movie theaters. Remember that dude Steve from 'Blues Clues'? One second he was opening up fake animated mail and talking to a blue dog, next second he was overdosing on heroin in a hotel bathroom. Rest in peace Heath Ledger. It took him less than a year of isolation and pretending to be a psychotic serial killer before he drowned himself in a bottle of pills. Everyone needs time to be themselves Mr. West. If you are going to spend all day, every day in the public eye then just accept that from time to time they might capture you showing a relatable human emotion other than anger. Trust me Yeezus. A smile and a laugh a day is the key to a long and happy life. Although, now that you are spending all your time around the Kardashian family, longevity in your existence might not be your first priority. 
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