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Keith Kinkaid Thinks The Devils Need To "Score More Girls", And I Couldn't Agree More

10/2/2015

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(1:00 mark of video)

Score more girls, huh Keith? Freudian slip or just a little behind the scenes look into the strategy being implemented by the new regime? I'm tempted to say it's a little bit of both. No, I don't think that Ray Shero is counting sexual conquests to decide who makes the roster, but is there any doubt that this year's team is getting laid more than last year's team? Come on now. As much as I have a soft spot for Bernier, Gomez, Zubrus, and Salvador they simply don't have the fire in their loins to make the "fast, attacking, supportive" slogan ring true. This team is embracing relentlessness, and let's face it, whether on the ice or between the sheets, relentlessness is a young man's game. Plus, nothing brings the locker room together like talking about the strange women that shamefully crept out of their apartments the morning after. This team might literally fuck around and surprise some people this year. I am not saying the ability to sleep with countless woman automatically means that this team is going to score more goals, but there is a certain confidence required to do both those things. A confidence that can only help this team going forward. A confidence that can't possibly be lacking with players that look like this...
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Good Lord, this team is going to score so many gir....goals, definitely goals.
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