BSO- Khloe was talking with hosts on Hollywood Today Live on Tuesday where she said that the rapper would play his music at Lamar’s bedside as he lay comatose in hospital.
‘Kanye was really instrumental in Lamar getting better,’ she said.
‘Kanye would come to the hospital and play his album for Lamar,
‘Lamar couldn’t speak at this time… but he would say he could understand everything, he just couldn’t get the words out and he felt really trapped in his own body which was terrifying,
‘When he was finally able to speak he would say “Man, Kanye really helped me, I love that he would come’
Really? Really Khloe?! I know patting each other on the ass is kind of a contagious family trait, but I think Kanye West is doing a fine job of making sure his tires are pumped to their full capacity all by himself. I look at his ego like it's a snake that's in the middle of digesting a small mammal. I simply don't understand how it is still in need of feeding. This is the guy that already thinks his work is sacred and influential, and now we are going to give him the ability to say it's medicinal too? Yeezus Christ, the next album is probably going to be named 'The Life Of Doogie Houser'* and feature a bunch of nonsensical rants about how his art is the ultimate elixir. I bet the introductory track will be called 'The Prescription' or 'The Cure' or some shit. He was already bordering on unbearable when he was simply bringing music to our ears, I can't imagine what his Twitter feed is going to look like now that he thinks he's bringing air to our lungs. Fuck a Grammy. Once Kanye finds out that his sound -and his sound only- not only brought back Lamar Odom's voice, but also gave him a second chance at life he is going to be talking about he deserves an honorary MD. Khloe Kardashian somehow -against all odds- found a way to make a self proclaimed genius' head bigger because she doesn't understand the concept of healing. Wasn't the first time and probably won't be the last time a Kardashian misdiagnosed a situation and was responsible for some shit we didn't need.
*A teenage doctor wasn't my first choice for a joke, but it turns out there aren't all that many universally known physician references. Who knew?