Bro Bible- According to Boston Police, the victim said two teens from a larger group of teens approached him and demanded his phone and wallet. He told cops that one of the teens even pointed a knife at him. Out of desperation, the swung a plastic bag full of three beers. Cops caught up with the hooligans moments later and charged two with armed robbery.
Hey NRA, suck it. Yeah, we know, guns don't kill people. Know what else doesn't kill people? A couple cold ones wrapped in plastic. Who needs guns for protection when you can just violently swing around a 6er until you scare off any perpetrators? Far safer to keep in your home as well. How many kids have ended up dead or critically injured from getting into their father's beer supply? Scratch that, bad example, but still, I bet that number is dwarfed by the amount of children that have shot themselves or others by getting into the family handgun collection.
Nailing someone with a bag of ice cold beers is far worse than hitting them with a pillowcase full of bars of soap. Definitely stings just as much as a sock full of quarters, and it's way more enjoyable afterwards. The first thing I would want after fighting off an attacker is a beer. That's called killing two birds with one stone….or two teenagers with 3 Keystones.
Worst thieves ever. If you are going to rob or mug someone you better commit. When it comes to crime you should never half ass it. There's no such thing as cold feet when trying to pull off a misdemeanor. Did they expect this kid to just throw his wallet and phone at the feet of a couple high school punks? Someone's got to sacrifice and take a couple tall boys to the face so the other kid can pull off the heist. Lesson learned, some people just aren't meant to be criminals. When you go 2 on 1 and lose to a kid holding a couple brewskis you fall into the category. Cheers to the 'victim'!