Kid Wanted To Do A Really Special Prom-Posal So He Did It By JUmping Out Of An Airplane?

Now I am not going to sit here and hate on skydiving. I've done it and it was probably the coolest experience I have ever had. I will hate on dropping over a $100 bucks on a video that you are going to use strictly for a prom-posal and watch maybe one time after that. That's just an awful investment anyway you slice it. I will also hate on trying to act like an awesome personal experience is some sort of extravagant gesture.

Hey, uh, buddy. All you did for this chick was write her name on a piece of construction paper and beg over and over for her to say 'yes'. If I were her I wouldn't even let him get to the conclusion of the video before I said 'no'. Kid's these days have short attention spans. I would have been like 3 youtube videos into the rabbit hole by the time this kid's overdone production was winding down. Take out the fact that you were jumping out of a plane for your own personal amusement and you are pretty much the most selfish kid on the planet. You got a once and lifetime experience. The worldwide web got a secondhand look at skydiving, and this girl got a scribbled down invite on the back of a first grader's homework assignment. This would be like traveling overseas for the World Cup and then sending a iPhone video asking your wife to marry you. There was literally no effort put into her. All personal gain, no sacrifice. I think the whole concept of a prom-posal is absolutely ludicrous. There are kids that will put more thought into that than they will an actual marriage proposal years down the line, but that's besides the point. If you going to waste your time doing this shit just to get your dick wet at least make the potential dick wetter feel special. Throw out some rose petals and a candle or two. Don't just stare into a camera as you fall out of the sky dick to ass with a grown ass man. This poor girl should just make him eat the box all night and then think about what he's done. This video reeks of desperation and that's not even the worst part about it. The worst part is that some naive high school chick is probably going to think that it's an example of chivalry. I guess that shit really is dead.

P.S. My level of hate for this kid is at an irrational high right now.