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Kyle Flood's Decision To Wear A Visor In The Pouring Rain Is His Single Most Fireable Offense

11/3/2015

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It's not that I don't see how a visor can be effective in the rain. I do. Obviously a hat would make more sense, but I can see how someone wouldn't mind their hair getting wet while keeping water out of their eyes. My problem with Kyle Flood's decision to wear a visor isn't that it lacks any rationale whatsoever, it's that I truly believe that he thinks a visor is meant to be rain attire. Hear me out. I have seen Kyle Flood coach plenty of games in perfect conditions. I have seem him coach through the brightest of sun and most beautiful of autumn day. Not once have I seen him wear a visor. Not a single motherfucking time. That means Kyle Flood has a visor that sits in his closet and only makes an appearance during rain storms. The guy's choice in headwear says everything you need to know about him, and that is that he is not very smart. At the VERY least, he's not very prepared. Next thing you know he is going to be showing up to the golf course in a beanie. I'm half convinced he would wear a blue bandana to a blood initiation. This fucking asshole would probably wear a cowboy hat to a hip hop concert. A bucket hat skiing. He'd show up dressed like the man in the yellow hat from 'Curious George' to a breast cancer convention. There's no longer anything level of stupidity that I feel conformable putting past him, because he can't even properly provide protection to his own, clearly empty, head.

I used to think Kyle Food was a nice, intelligent man that wasn't built to be a college football coach. I still supported him, because the players supported him, but I was skeptical about his ability to run a sideline. Then, with the ridiculously conspicuous way he went about trying to to get Nadir Barnwell reinstated, I was forced to assume that he's just as dumb as he looks, and sounds, a large majority of the time. That's why I don't trust his decision not to give Hayden Rettig an opportunity. That's why it seems like less and less of a coincidence that the only time Rutgers has played a major Big Ten opponent closely was when it's Head Coach was suspended. That's why he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt when he wears a visor in the rain. That's why Kyle Flood needs to be relieved of his duties.
Not just because he can't figure out how to cloak his own head, but because that picture speaks a thousand words, yet somehow they all sound like "I am just trying to give us the best chance to go
​1-0 this week". Fucking Flood. Elmer fucking Fludd.
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P.S. I'm half surprised that Flood didn't have a visor for his notepad. Wouldn't want whatever he scribbles down all game to get smudged. It's probably his nauseatingly repetitive cliches that he can't seem to remember. That cheat sheet gets altered and the postgame presser will sound like a speech therapy class.
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