Kylie Jenner's "Friend", Jaden Smith, Dressed Like A Woman At Coachella Because Of Course He Did
Daily Mail- Jaden Smith continues to push the fashion envelope.
The 16-year-old actor-turned-designer was spotted a week ago wearing what looked to be a little black dress.
And on Friday the young star continued with the trend as he arrived at the Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival in a floral print mini-dress.
The Karate Kid actor also sported a large headdress of red roses on his head as he tied a hooded jumper around his waist.
By a show of hands, who is surprised that someone as hot as Kylie Jenner (is she old enough for me to say that?) is dating someone as weird as Jaden Smith. I still got my hand at my side. Not in the least bit surprised. Hot women date weirdos everyday. Doing a double take to underachieving women is a daily occurrence. I'm not saying I am a 10, but I am also not walking around in Easter colored pants, or in this case, with a goddamn bouquet in my hair. Over time I have learned that some woman like being the better looking person in the relationship, and some women are just attracted to some fucked up shit. With that said, none of those reasons are THE reason that Kylie Jenner dates Jaden Smith.
You may have heard of a little something called an Oedipus complex, or the desire of a child to have sexual relations with their parent of the opposite sex. It also says women are often drawn to someone that has the same characteristics of their father. Looks like Kylie's a daddy's girl! This is a direct reflection on Bruce, that dick tucking son of a bitch. What else could possibly explain Kylie Jenner having a father that is undergoing a gender transformation and a boyfriend that wears fucking dresses? I realize coincidences occur all the time, but that's a bit of a stretch, no?
I don't even blame them. Everyone in the Kardashian family, or associated with Kardashian family, should strive to be a good looking female. Proven to be pretty profitable. That's how you get 800 million people to watch a television show about nothing. The most famous people on that show used to be the 9th man off the Wizards bench and a cokehead ex-basketball player. Kris Humphries and Lamar Odom have accomplished far more than any of those materialistic bitches, but who is cashing a bigger paycheck? Yeah, Kanye was rich before he made his way to the 'North West', but even he started acting like a bitch and wearing skirts when he got there. That family atmosphere just breeds femininity....and money....lots and lots of money. Now that I think about it I'm down to start wearing blouses and sticking it to some Kardashian affiliated ass. Wearing pants sucks anyway. Plus Amber Rose made bald hot. Might have to shave my legs and face, but a couple million and I'll be the 'Venus' spokesperson. When I started this I was going to make fun of Jaden and now I'm just jealous. God damn it.
P.S. Hey Will Smith....Fatherhood.....Your'e doing it wrong.
6/5/2016 01:37:44 pm
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