On second thought, maybe this video isn't THAT bad. I don't want to jump to any conclusions and be overly nit-picky. After all, we do tend to exaggerate Lane Kiffin's failures because he's a loathsome, abhorrent human being, so let's at least try to be objective here for a minute. If you just ignore that he looks like he's packed 3-4 pounds onto his face alone since being dishonorably discharged from his team following a playoff win, no longer appears to have any differentiation between his neck and chin, is covered in a thin film of sweat that looks like it has been resonating for a couple days, has squinted eyes reminiscent of someone that was just dragged out into the sunlight for the first time since being holed up in a windowless dive bar for the last 36 hours, is wearing an uneven shirt that I imagine was plucked fresh from the team store and pulled over his head to replace the one he dropped in the bushes as he jumped out of a housewife's window half dressed to sprint away from an enraged husband, and said the word "exciting" with the least amount of excitement of anyone who has ever used it with the intent of evoking excitement then...then...then.... Okay, never mind. This is brutal. Although, it does have background music that sounds like it was the score for some 1980's video game and who loves that Nintendo nostalgia more than 18 year old kids that were 15 years from being conceived when Mario started devouring magic mushrooms!? I can't say whether or not this video will be enough to get a bunch of mediocre recruits to ignore the booze on Lane Kiffin's breath and the pungent smell of age-inappropriate sex wafting throughout his office while they sign their future away to a coach that's not going to be there by the time they are sophomores, but - it's C-USA - so it's worth the most halfhearted of shots I suppose.
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The title above is so hilarious! I don't know why it sounds so mean yet funny to me! I don't even know the person you are talking about here but I think he is kind of cool in this promotion. I know that the production team of this promo is really proud of their work and I would not disagree with that of course. I know that all of the people behind this feel so great upon knowing how great their work is! I just wished you will post the video here as well so that a lot of people will see how good you all are.
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