UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

LeBron James, For All His Basketball Genius, Doesn't Know That We Know That He's Bald As Hell

5/26/2017

2 Comments

 
Picture

Tristan Thompson needs to sit behind LeBron James at every press conference from now on. Best. Reaction. Ever. pic.twitter.com/SqcG5Mo8y3

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) May 26, 2017

Oh? You're "getting there" LeBron? Is that what you're doing...

Picture

Seems like a pretty odd way to describe a scalp that one could easily see from the last row of the 300's. As a follically challenged man myself we need to make one thing very clear, LeBron James went bald a long, long time ago. The only thing that is "getting there" is the self awareness necessary to embrace it. Now, obviously his lack of it isn't surprising since his (understandable considering he's had a camera on him since he was 15) inability to act like a normal person off the court has always been his worst character trait. Still, it needs to be noted that having transparent hair that mysteriously looks a little bit different almost every time he takes the court does not completely rid him of the "bald" label. That probably could have gone unsaid given the "ooooooookay" reaction of his own teammate, but it's clearly something that LeBron James needs to hear prior to the next time he sits in the barber's chair. He may have passed Michael Jordan in playoff points, but His Airness still has the upper hand when it comes to the number of times he's looked in the mirror and seen what literally everyone else sees. 
2 Comments
aaa
9/4/2017 11:03:40 pm

nc

Reply
best essay service link
9/28/2017 07:07:47 pm

Well, we cannot deny the fact that LeBron James named to be the greatest player of this time, the statistics of his every game says it all. My friend said that the reason why LeBron is getting bald is that of wearing a headband on the court that is why LeBron was getting bald. I don't know if there is a scientific explanation for it or he just made up that story. On his season, within the Miami Heats, he was always wearing the headband and made that look as his icon way back then. Now that he's in the Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron changed his looks again by not wearing that signature "headband look". I think that he has the reason why he changed the way he looks and also there are many reasons why he was getting bald from the past years in his career in basketball. My opinion is that I think he it is a genetic condition and he inherited it.

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy