LeBron James, For All His Basketball Genius, Doesn't Know That We Know That He's Bald As Hell

Tristan Thompson needs to sit behind LeBron James at every press conference from now on. Best. Reaction. Ever. pic.twitter.com/SqcG5Mo8y3

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) May 26, 2017

Oh? You're "getting there" LeBron? Is that what you're doing...

Seems like a pretty odd way to describe a scalp that one could easily see from the last row of the 300's. As a follically challenged man myself we need to make one thing very clear, LeBron James went bald a long, long time ago. The only thing that is "getting there" is the self awareness necessary to embrace it. Now, obviously his lack of it isn't surprising since his (understandable considering he's had a camera on him since he was 15) inability to act like a normal person off the court has always been his worst character trait. Still, it needs to be noted that having transparent hair that mysteriously looks a little bit different almost every time he takes the court does not completely rid him of the "bald" label. That probably could have gone unsaid given the "ooooooookay" reaction of his own teammate, but it's clearly something that LeBron James needs to hear prior to the next time he sits in the barber's chair. He may have passed Michael Jordan in playoff points, but His Airness still has the upper hand when it comes to the number of times he's looked in the mirror and seen what literally everyone else sees.