Annnnnnnd LaVar Ball just took off to the bedroom and conceived the 4th sponsored representative of the 'Big Baller Brand'. Seriously, nothing could get him harder than watching LeBron James take aim at the unorthodox intricacies of his son's game made him as proud of himself as he's ever been, and he's a guy that's always obnoxiously proud of himself for no apparent reason. The crazy thing is that I can't even blame him. You think LeBron James targets just anyone with his late season aggressive passiveness? Lonzo Ball just joined elite company. Two years ago it was subtweeting Kevin Love. Last year it was arguing the word-for-word definition of the term "valuable" when someone other than him was set to be voted the unanimous MVP. This year it's mocking the shooting stroke of the kid whose overbearing father has kept him in the news circuit. There's nothing LeBron hates more then all eyes being on someone other than him, so a seemingly unprovoked shot at a kid who hasn't played a single minute of NBA basketball is proof positive that Lonzo Ball (and more so his idiot father) has become a relevant story without playing a single minute of NBA basketball. The 'King' of being as subtle as a brick to the forehead while being as transparent as the lace panties you'd swear he's wearing when he gets jelly of the attention that others are getting will undoubtedly moonwalk this back faster than MJ in his heyday. There's no doubt he'll deny doing what he quite obviously did. However, make no mistake, this petty act of mimicry was unintentionally an admission that LaVar Ball was successful in what he was trying to do - which was get his kid an amount of attention that even the best basketball player in the world would be jealous of, by any disingenuous means necessary.
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