LeBron Took One In The face, The Whole World Laughed At Him, And Now Someone Is Going To Have To Pay
Question. Do we have definitive evidence of who made the chest pass that pushed LeBron's already deteriorating hairline back a few inches? Was it a trainer? A teammate? A ball boy? As far as entertainment value goes it doesn't really matter, but I am trying to figure out whose job security just took a massive hit. You don't just turn LeBron James into a viral laughing stock - accidental or not - without facing retribution. There's not a single person associated with the Cavaliers organization that is safe from the tyranny of the King's passive aggressive retaliation. I am not saying that someone is going to lose their job. Well, at least not right away. It will be more of an gradual process. If it's a player maybe LeBron goes to Coach Blatt and gets his minutes cut back. If it's an assistant coach maybe LeBron starts to walk by him in the hall without acknowledging his presence. If it's a ball boy maybe LeBron pays off his teachers to make him stay back a grade. There's just no way someone as petty and insecure as LeBron is going to let the sports world get a laugh at his expense without a spiteful response. You just know that he got home and watched this Vine thousands of times on loop. He's probably still in laying in bed tossing and turning at the thought of bloggers everywhere writing ridiculously insignificant blogs about how funny it was to watch the most impressive physical specimen of this generation get pegged right between the eyeballs like the visually impaired kid during dodgeball (you know, when that was still legal). There's no way that LeBron understands that you can laugh with someone instead of at them, and that's why it's so much more fun to laugh at him as his eyes grow bigger, and he gets sniped with a basketball from the baseline.