Let's Just Be Honest With Ourselves, There Is No Such Thing As Goalies "Almost" Fighting

Is that it? Is that the standard for goalies "almost" fighting? Standing 115 feet away from each other with furrowed brows with only one scrawny ref separating them? There wasn't even a "hold me back, hold me back" mixed in. If that's "almost" a fight then I "almost" get into 5 fights a day. I have "almost" fought the person that took my parking spot five minutes before I got to the grocery store. I have "almost" fought every person I have insulted on the internet. If looking mildly annoyed while staring intently at someone is what is considered almost fighting then I have "almost" gotten into a bare knuckle brawl in every single bar I have ever been to. 

Either go, or don't go guys. Don't stand there looking at each other and getting our hopes up. Goalie fights are like meteor showers. They are a rare and beautiful thing. You don't lie to someone and have them laying out in their backyard all night looking up at the sky like an asshole just because you mistook an airplane for a shooting star, and you don't almost fight as a goalie. Simply can't have a hot head and cold feet.