My face after attempting to read that meme...
Cringe City. Population: The internet. My God Kobe, short and sweet dude, short and sweet. The entire point of memes is to cater to those of us that have small brains and short attention spans. It fucking took me more time to read that then it took Kobe to make it. If we are being honest I didn't even get through the whole thing. This is coming from someone that started a blog because he has too much unnecessary shit to say. That meme was a bigger waste of time than this blog about that meme. Next time you want to rant on about the media call up Jeter and get 'The Players Tribune' some more clicks. Hell, next time you feel disrespected just let me know and you can guest write on this piece of shit website. Why doesn't Kobe have a social media person? Let's stick to Bryant roasting people on the hardwood, and having some unknown faceless guy burning people on Twitter. He's so much better when he's just rubbing the fact that he has 5 rings in everyone's face. I know it's hard to believe because he's such a likable friend and teammate, but Kobe Bryant isn't exactly the most witty person in the world.
I am not even sure if I feel worse for the Lakers or the Knicks. At least as a Knicks fan you kind of knew no one wanted to be a part of that train wreck. Meanwhile, the Lakers convinced the city of Los Angeles that they were going to turn their team from a dumpster fire to a contender in a matter of hours. Just convinced their whole fan base that they were somehow going to get DeAndre Jordan and LaMarcus Aldridge to take less than the max to play for the Lakers. Sure, that sounds realistic. I guess when you are dealing with people that are detached from reality in a major media market it's easy to get their hopes up.
Then they go in there and pitch a player on branding opportunities when the only reason he left Portland was a better chance to win. Nailed it guys. Absolutely nailed it...
"Hey LaMarcus, you want to win?"
"Okay good, first step is plastering a 30x30 foot likeness of your face on the side of the Staples Center. Kobe, anything to add?"
"Uhhhh yeah, we are also going to use you like that big foreign white dude that I used to fight with bi-weekly. Any questions?"
"Yeah, uh, which way to San Antonio?"