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Looks Like The Keeper For Minnesota United Could Use A Vacation Right About Now...

7/21/2016

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Hey @espn -- maybe a nominee for "Not Top 10." pic.twitter.com/DRpebereG0

— Ryan Shaver (@RShaverSports) July 21, 2016

No, but seriously. Only way to get ahead of this is to contact Southwest Airlines and offer to recreate a dramatization as part of their 'Wanna Get Away?' marketing campaign. If you're going to be the butt of every joke then you might as well profit off of it. There's not many worse situations to be in than lying in your own net as the soccer goalie who failed to chase down the ball that you straight up threw in there. That sucks so much it makes patiently waiting to fight for a crappy middle seat - with a carry-on that's undoubtedly going to need to be checked - and prepping for a reasonably priced flight to a mediocre domestic destination seem fun by comparison. Let's just say that Group B never looked so good. 

I guess the one positive here is that this guy plays footy in Minnesota, and apparently being responsible for an own goal so embarrassing that it makes my 7th grade stint as a backup goaltender look accomplished gets you nothing more than a light groan from the crowd. If this happened literally anywhere else than some satellite league in a remote region of the United States then the fan retaliation would be nothing short of homicidal. A word of advice for Sammy Ndjock? Keep cashing those North American Soccer League checks, because if you did this overseas you wouldn't even be alive long enough to get to the airport to take that much needed vacay.
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